Okay, okay....

BLAME *carbonatedwater!!

We were having an informal conversation about god-knows-what (god may not know, but I do, and you're better off not knowing) and I recall referring to certain aspects of the male anatomy as one's "doodleydoo" instead of one's "penis". >.> Then, somehow, we got on the subject of what a "funny word" penis is....

I have NO IDEA.

...If this doesn't make me drop half my watchers, then NOTHING will.

--Update 1/6/07--

I fail to grasp why the deviants, as they frollic in the green grasses of this website, feel the need to press the fav button like it's a nice shot of morphine to their pathetic (I say that lovingly), over-stimulated e-lives.

Maybe it's the subject matter? Let's explore that, shall we?

Perhaps it's the mention of a PENIS? From said PENIS is born every one of you and us. Some could beg to differ by mentioning artifical insemination, but AI is merely the adaption of a natural conception, and, hence the name, involves semen, which comes from the wing-dang-doodle.

Perhaps our natural biology and knowledge of this is somehow wired to dA's code and causes us to spontaneously erupt into a hormonal fit that inevitably leads to us pressing the fav button? Also, PENIS.

...This seems like the most probable answer. After all, I originally saved the stamp as a .jpeg (a format that supports PENISES). Which, as some of you know, gives the good ol' boot to any transparency in an image (but not PENISES). A CORRUPT stamp. Every time I open my inbox, there is a fav for a CORRUPT STAMP with an unoriginal appearance that dares to mention the PENIS. As I type this, 202.

Is it the taboo? The knowledge that you've faved something DIRTY? That has mention of a PENIS?

...Or do THAT MANY people think that a on something that required less effort than blowing my nose (I have no PENIS, so no wank joke for you), with a similar end-product, would confirm their agreement that, yes, "PENIS" is a funny word.

202 favorites. The next faved non-stamp thing in my gallery is COPIED KH fanart with 20-ish. And no PENISES. ...Which is a step above, but I digress.

Do I care what people fav in my gallery? Even PENISES? Nah. Do I care that THAT is the most faved thing in my gallery? ...Not really, but the logic, or lack thereof, is a bit beyond me. Nonetheless, I really appreciate it. So do the PENISES all over the world.

I thank all of you for pushing this stamp up. I've seen it all over dA, and even met a couple new friends because of it and its PENIS content. So I have updated the stamp so that it is no longer corrupt, and you can laugh, cry, and crack up at one of the world's most wonderous things - A PENIS - in true style. Thank you.

And , you got PWNED.

*JamesTheDragon72 Jan 23, 2007, 10:26:23 PM:
...okaaaaaaayyy....

I dont think anyone is going to use this except maybe you and *carbonatedwater

It's worth mentioning that he has a PENIS.

...Now how many times did you crack up reading this description?

For all the other crazies/immature people out there, feel free to use.